Rudy Giulianni has a much-discussed strategy for winning the GOP nomination, and that strategy is “if no one is going to like me, I might as well pretend the feeling is mutual.”

Also known as “The Florida Strategy,” Rudy is completely forgoing the usually-important caucuses in Iowa, New Hampshire, Michigan and elsewhere, instead focusing all his time and resources on Florida, the final primary before the big show next month.

The only problem?  He’s falling nationally in the polls, and he has absolutely no money.  No, seriously.  His staff and consultants are forgoing their salaries, based on the presumed promise that he’ll pay them later.  I guess, you know, after he becomes president or something.

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