In an apparent effort to get southern fried Christians in South Carolina to believe that Mike Huckabee is their best gal-durn pal in the whole wide world, ol’ Huck has really amped up the “aw, shucks” charm and the “I’ll put a boot up yer ass” rhetoric.
Here are just a few choice lines dropped lately by the hopeful Pastor in Chief:
“That’s what we need to do — we need to amend the constitution so that it’s in God’s standards.”
–Jan. 16, 2008
Apparently Huckabee wants to sell our daughters into slavery.
“If somebody came to Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we’d tell them what to do with the pole, that’s what we’d do.”
–Friday Jan 18, 2008
haha! Sodomy is funny to the religious fanatic. Strikes one as kind of queer, don’t ya think?
“When I was in college we used to take a popcorn popper, ’cause that was the only thing that they’d let us use in the dorms, and we would fry squirrel in popcorn poppers in my dorm room.”
– Jan 16, 2008
Whoo doggy, that’s good eatin’.
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